Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize