Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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