I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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