You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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