I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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