He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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