Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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