where am i from again
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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