Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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