I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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