doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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