I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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