You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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