i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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