Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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