Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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