So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Bring me that man meat
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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