is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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