SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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