You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
