no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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