2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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