When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
