Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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