i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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