we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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