just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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