Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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