She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
meet me or not, i'm out of control
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I forget how to act sober
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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