Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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