His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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