? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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