Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize