Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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