I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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