32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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