I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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