he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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