Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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