Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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