Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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