She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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