on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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