I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I didn't notice because vodka
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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