ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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