evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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