Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
