it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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