oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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