I'm really into asian looking animals
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
