NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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