So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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