I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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