chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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