Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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